Allow me to introduce you to the sexiest lady in golf. She doesn’t cook. And, she doesn’t clean. But, she plays a mean game of golf. And… oh, yeah, she’s as naked as a jaybird. And, the best part: You get to take her home!
(Now, I must tell you… Your friends are going to be undeniably jealous as soon as you pull this Lady out. But, no worries. We give you 10 of these fine Ladies, so if you’d like to share your newfound “lady wealth”, you’ve got more than enough to share amongst the foursome!)
So, if you’re man enough to take 10 Naked Ladies to the golf course with you, they may as well help your golf game, too, right? Of course they should. That’s why we’ve engineered our Nuddie Golf Tees from a sturdy, unbreakable plastic that can take a pounding from your Big Bertha driver all day long. And, she doesn’t stop there. She also doubles as a stellar divot repair tool and ball marker.
This is the Official Nuddie Golf Tee, my friends. It’s Sexy. On a tee.
Here’s the deal. While many would think 10 Nuddie Golf Tees is more than enough for any self-respecting golf lover to have the most fun he’s ever had on a golf course (legally, of course), we thought we’d throw in some epic bonuses to keep this party rolling on full tilt. This is what we came up with.
In addition to 10 Nuddie Tees, you’re also going to get 2 of our collectible Big Black Nuddie Tee Golf Balls. You’re going to wonder how you ever lived without these things for so long. And, then we figured if we’re giving you all of this stuff (We like to call it The Coolest Guy on the Golf Course Kit), you’re going to need something to carry all of this around in and still look cool…
So, we’ve also included a fancy velvet pouch. It does a superb job of making you look like you’ve got your act together. And, even if you don’t, with this little caddy, no one will be the wiser!
It’s a match made in Heaven. In one hand you’ve got your Nuddie Tees. And, in the other you’ve got 2 of our collectible, low compression Big Black Nuddie Tee Golf Balls.
Now, imagine this: It’s a beautiful day and you’re on your favorite course. All is right with the world. Except you can’t seem to shake a constant slice to the right with your Titleist… No worries. Pull out one of your Big Black Nuddie Tee balls and place it softly on your Lady Tee. Then give it a hard pounding.
It may not help your slice, but you’ll feel better. Promise.
No matter if you like to call it a golf accessories bag, a golf tee pouch, or a golf tee caddy, our preferred terminology is The Coolest Guy on the Golf Course Kit! And, at 5” x 5” in size, this superb black velvet pouch is plenty big enough to hold all 10 Nuddie Ladies as well as your 2 Big Black Balls.
Just be sure to hitch it do your golf bag or cart with the handy drawstring so you’ll never find your self in a pinch without your Ladies or your Balls.
Wives, girlfriends, significant others, BFF’s (friends with benefits?)… This is the ultimate gag gift for the golf lover in your life that already has everything under the sun. Give him something that him and the whole gang will have a good chuckle at, but at the same time be a perfect compliment to his golf game. And, with our snazzy packaging, we make gift giving easy.
Wondering why these Nudie Lady golf tees are the top golf gift of the season? Order a set today and sit back and watch the fun commence when Dad opens them.
All questions will be answered. Guaranteed.